partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Die Hard Marathon AKA watching Bruce Wilis's...
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animalsbeingdicks: This is me watching that gross godaddy kissing commercial. Also me. That literally turned my stomach.
paranerdia: I want all the animals even ones that eat each other because my magical ANIMAL LOVE will keep them from chowing down and will also mean I don’t have to feed them or clean up their shit When your magic makes this happen, let me know. I want to visit and pet some tigers.
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the...– Desmond Tutu (via blueboxinamadwoman) Love this quote!